My roommate's "quiet hours" spreadsheet made me lose it last Tuesday
So my roommate Dave printed out a color coded schedule of when I'm allowed to make noise, down to 15 minute blocks, and taped it to the fridge. He said it was because I ran the blender at 7am for my protein shake and he could hear it through his wall, even though he plays Xbox with a headset till midnight. I get wanting some calm, but a full Excel sheet with 47 rules about vacuuming, dishes, and even when I can close my dresser drawers is nuts. I told him straight up that I'm not following a chart in my own apartment, and now he's sulking and blasting lo-fi music at 2am on purpose. Anyone else get hit with a rulebook instead of a simple conversation? How do I get him back to normal without moving out?