My girlfriend's 3 year old ketchup bottle finally met its match today

The seal was actually growing something fuzzy inside and she swore it was 'fine' until I tipped it upside down and black sludge came out instead of ketchup. How long do y'all let condiments sit before you call it?

2 comments

Log in to join the discussion

Log In

2 Comments

jamie_clark3mo ago

Right? Next thing you know it'll be sentient and demanding a raise.

10

emmap163mo ago

Sounds like she was trying to start a science experiment in the fridge. That black sludge was her ketchup evolving into a new life form.

5