The day the office printer started printing only pages from a 1998 employee handbook

I was in the supply closet trying to clear a paper jam when it suddenly spat out 17 copies of a section on 'appropriate floppy disk use' and the only fix was unplugging it for a full ten minutes while my boss asked if the toner was angry.

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lisa_hill231mo ago

Did the handbook section at least have those helpful clip art illustrations? I'm picturing a frowning computer next to a stack of floppy disks. Honestly, a printer that rebels by giving a lesson on outdated tech feels weirdly poetic. Your boss asking if the toner was angry is the perfect cap to a Monday office mystery.

taylorm891mo ago

Wait, they still use floppy disks in the handbook? That's the real crime here.